peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

Sep 17th / 118,195 notes

tupacabra:

people who use the excuse “it’s a free country”

image

Sep 17th / 329,786 notes
slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

curvellas:

talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that. 

Sep 17th / 170,315 notes
wunderscheisse:


glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

#There are so many things about this image that I love 
dakotamcfadzean:

crunch munch
roachpatrol:

sweet-bitsy:

We’re in the year of 2014 and only now have we gotten photographic evidence of dragons petting cats

omfg